QWAK,BRIDGE LOANS!
 

QWAK,Government anounces NEW "BRIDGE LOAN" program! :yes::thinkey:

After examining the many :hahaha:"BRIDGES to NO WARE" that the government has built as "SPECIAL PROJECTS" :wink: it has been sugested :thinkey::stupid:that DISPLACED home owners and there families :favorites21:be "LOANED" the public land UNDER and around BRIDGES as temporary SHELTER from the natural eliments!:36_1_63:

DESIGNATED bridges for this purpose will be selected and POST BOXES erected :yes:--- so people living in the "SHELTERS" can recieve GOVERNMENT checks! :yippee::23_30_104:

The people moving to the "BRIDGE SHELTERS" are incouraged to DO as much as they can to make them selves COMFORTABLE:yes: as they will be mostly ON there OWN and may have to live that way for several YEARS!:thumb.aspx:

A seperate program is being proposed to supply PORTABLE SANITATION:yes: --- 5 gal. buckets with lids to each designated bridge:yippee: how ever it is ADVISED:thinkey: that people bring there OWN BUCKETS:yes: because it could take some time for the government to set aproperate STANDARDS for GOVERNMENT S**T BUCKETS:yes::censored: and by that time a LOT of S**T is likely to PILE UP!:yes:

LOL -- ROTFL:111::4_1_72::shine: because other wise I would CRY!:shine:

the DUCK